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Eastern North Joke of the Month of 2011

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Lilllian
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Why did  Nutty Dizzy Dally   get married to Tuesday Alice Dallas? Because they got mary funny when they met.

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Funny, check out more at the mega common issue of the birdie parrot.   The birdie parrot is picky!

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How They Howled and Whoood

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Lilllian
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How the wolves howled and along came a owl… all of the sudden the owl blurted out $100,109.Then the owl whoood.

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What did a penny say to Patty? (Answer:”Do not eat me”.)  Thanks add more jokes if necessary!!!

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  • The Year of the Present Moment December 30, 2011
    My Theme for 2012 . . . It’s the time of year when many people make resolutions for the New Year. I can’t remember that I’ve ever made resolutions. It’s never been appealing to me. What I have done for … Continue reading → […]
    Camilla

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  • Mighty Machines January 28, 2012
    Mighty Machines: Mega Machines (amazon affiliate link) are awesome because of the music. The most awesome part in Mighty Machines is when they sing, “Mighty Machines”. But it is real fun because you see how things work. Inside you’ll see all … Continue reading → […]
    Thomas
  • Police Catch the Crooks January 25, 2012
    Movie by Thomas Darnell starring Lego! Police catch crooks and they go to jail. […]
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  • Lillian’s 6th birthday January 22, 2012
    Lillian likes to dig in the sand and me. She’s my friend but she lives in my family. Sometimes we like going for walks and reading books together. But most of all we’re friends the most than anyone. She likes … Continue reading → […]
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  • Most Popular Posts for 2011 December 30, 2011
    Spent some time today combing through our 2011 posts to put together a “most popular” list for our new visitors and frequent visitors alike in case you missed something or want to share a great article with a friend. I wanted to include ALL of them as I think ALL of them are awesome and […]
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  • Samantha Enjoys Christmas in a Different Way December 20, 2011
    (Guest post by Monica McDivitt – Monica blogs at Like a Butterfly) Samantha is running back and forth in the front hallway. She is flapping her arms and giggling. I watch, smile and walk into the kitchen to prepare breakfast. Suddenly, I hear bells jingling on the Christmas tree. I look over and see the […]
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  • Different is… December 12, 2011
    (Guest post by Susan Moran –Learn more about Susan by visiting our Contributors Page) Different is… Different is the loooooooooooooooooong pause after you answer the question, “How old is she?” Different is the questioning the new doctors have over why this “normal” child is on a liquid diet instead of table food. Different is checking […]
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